i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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