Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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