I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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