I wanna bring you to show and tell
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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