Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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