Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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