he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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