How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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