I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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