Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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