I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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