Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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