Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
false alarm, still single
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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