Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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