we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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