absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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