she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When did angry sex become our thing?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Randomize
