Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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