That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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