I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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