walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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