I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Even my vagina gasped.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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