i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
