He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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