At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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