god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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