I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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