Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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