My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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