I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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