Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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