Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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