I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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