I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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