you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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