member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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