i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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