I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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