so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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