he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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