I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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