Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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