How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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