I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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