Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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