YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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