He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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