I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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