Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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