what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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