What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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