Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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