chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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