you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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