dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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