Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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